“GETTING YOU IN A LATHER SINCE 2012”

IF BATMAN AND ROBIN WERE TWO ARTISAN SOAPMAKERS DATING, AND ONE WAS A WOMEN, THEN THAT WOULD BE US…UM NO, WAIT…UMMMMM. I’M NOT REALLY GOOD AT THESE “ABOUT US” PAGES, THE WHOLE THING SEEMS SO CONTRIVED. PLUS IT GIVES ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES TO WRITE IN THE 3RD PERSON.

IN SHORT, WE ARE TWO PEOPLE VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT WE DO, BE IT CREATING UNIQUE, LONG LASTING AFTERSHAVES THAT BLUR THE LINE BETWEEN A COOLING SPLASH AND A COLOGNE OR REBOOTING A CLASSIC SAFETY RAZOR OR SCENT FROM THE PAST, THIS IS WHAT WE WERE PUT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH TO DO.

AS FOR RUN ON SENTENCES, WE EMBRACE THEM.